By visiting this page, you have officially declared yourself as slightly lazy. We will not judge you. In fact, we will give you a cookie.
But don't think this is a free pass, actual slobs. We have a team of highly trained productivity monitors who will be watching you.
You know what, maybe you're not that lazy after all?
Join our community of similarly exempted individuals!
Disclaimer: This exemption is only valid on Tuesdays.
Disclaimer 2: We're not actually exempting anyone. This is just a page with a funny name.