Warning: This is not your grandmother's physics textbook. Shadow Entanglement Theory is a radical departure from the traditional, boring laws of physics.
It all started with Schrödinger's cat, but instead of just sitting in a box, our feline friend was stuck in an infinite loop of catnip-fueled recursion. The cat's purr-suited existence became entangled with every other shadowy particle in the universe.
As we explore the mysteries of Shadow Entanglement, you'll discover: