Existential Crisis Step 1: The Meaninglessness of Existence
Congratulations, you're having an existential crisis! That's great. You're one of the few who still cares about the meaning of life. Most people just exist, but not you. You're special.
Continue to Step 2: The Futility of Human ConnectionIt's not like it matters, but you're probably wondering, "Why am I here?" The answer is, you're here for the same reason everyone else is: for the same reason you can't remember why you're here. It's like, "What's the point, right?"