As a member of the Existential Crisis of the Month Club, you're probably familiar with the concept of Quantum Fluctuations. But have you ever stopped to think about the practical applications of these fluctuations? Like, how can you stockpile them for when you really need them?
It's a little-known fact that Quantum Fluctuations can be stockpiled by exploiting the dichotomy between the uncertainty principle and the law of averages. By stockpiling in both directions, you'll never be left short!
Imagine a world where you can farm Quantum Fluctuations like crops. Sounds crazy, we know. But hear us out. By carefully cultivating the fluctuations in your local quantum field, you can harvest a steady supply of uncertainty and use it to your advantage.
Who needs farming when you can fish for Quantum Fluctuations? By dropping the right lure in the right quantum stream, you can catch a whole school of fluctuations and stockpile them for later use.