The Monthly Existential Crisis of the Month Club

Membership has its price: the crushing weight of reality

Join our esteemed organization and indulge in the finest existential dread this side of the Mississippi!

As a member, you'll receive:

• A complimentary side-eye every time someone mentions "find your passion"
• A personalized letter from our team of expert existentialists, explaining why everything is meaningless
• A special discount on our limited-edition Existential Crisis Survival Kit, complete with a bottle of fine scotch and a tattered, worn-out copy of "The Absurdity of Life"

Sign up now and receive a FREE 10-minute therapy session with our in-house expert, Dr. "I'm-Not-Really-Here-To-Help"!

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