Time-Traveler's Delight

Due to an unforeseen convergence of chrono-synclastic infundibularities, our time-space continuum is experiencing minor distortions. Please report any further anomalies to Chrono-Desk for assistance.

				chrono-synclastic infundibularities = time-space distortions
				Δt = Δt
				Δx = Δx
				Δx = Δt
			

For those experiencing symptoms of Chrono-Syndrome, we recommend consulting our Chrono-Guidelines, a comprehensive guide to navigating the affected timestream.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Chrono-Excursions, our experimental time-traveling service.