Quantum Teleportation Failures

A selection of the most spectacular, the most disastrous, the most utterly unreliable quantum teleportation attempts.

The Great Toaster Teleport

A hapless scientist teleported a toaster, resulting in a shower of sparks, a burning sensation, and a very crispy bagel.

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The Feline Fiasco

A mischievous cat was teleported into a vat of chocolate, only to emerge with a taste for dairy products and a permanent grudge against Tuesdays.

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The Humanitarian Horror

A well-meaning philanthropist teleported a crate of kittens, but ended up distributing them to the wrong dimensions, causing interdimensional catnip addiction and a series of unending kitten fights.

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The Infinite Pizza Delivery

A hapless pizza delivery person teleported a slice, resulting in an endless loop of cheese and toppings, a never-ending delivery radius, and a pizza-themed existential crisis.

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