Flaming Pancakes of Despair

Warning: these pancakes are not for the faint of heart. They are the culinary manifestation of a chef's descent into madness.

Batter made with the tears of the sorrowful, these pancakes are drenched in a sauce that will haunt your dreams.

Ingredients:

• 2 cups despair
• 1 cup regret
• 3 cups self-doubt
• 1/4 cup flames

Instructions:

1. Mix the despair, regret, and self-doubt in a bowl until you are consumed by the darkness.
2. Add the flames, but not before you are fully prepared for the consequences.
3. Cook in a pan, but be warned, the flames will leave scars.

Side effects may include:

• Loss of will to live
• Severe emotional scarring
• Temporary blindness to the concept of happiness

For more information on the art of despair, visit:

Self-Destructive Sushi

Or, if you dare, try:

Burning Burgers of Desolation

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