Inedible Ink: Recipes for the Unrefined

Because who needs edible food when you can have art? Welcome to the Inedible Ink recipe book, where we dare to be different and make you question every life choice.

Here's a recipe for our signature dish, Unsustainable Umbrella:

Unsustainable Umbrella

1. Take one used umbrella, preferably with a few holes in it.
2. Add a dash of disappointment and a pinch of desperation.
3. Stir in a healthy dose of existential dread.
4. Pile on a thick layer of regret, and top with a sprinkle of "what have I done with my life?"

Other Popular Recipes:

• Doomsday Dinner
• Existential Crisis Cakes
• Unreliable Umbilical Cord Salad