Warning: Ingestion Hazards are real, but mostly just annoying.
Quantum Mumbo Jumbo is a highly experimental, possibly sentient, possibly-not-entirely-not sentient, particle accelerator that has a 99% chance of turning your lunch into a sentient, possibly hostile entity that will haunt your dreams.
Unstable Isotopes | Quantum FluctuationsP.S. Please, for the love of all things sane, do not ingest anything while in close proximity to the Quantum Mumbo Jumbo. Seriously, just don't do it.