Time Looping Conundrums

The classic: If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try...

This theory proposes that every failure is an opportunity to succeed. But what about when the failure is time itself?

Our team of expert time loopers have been working on the following theories:

Time Looping Theory 1: The Butterfly Effect

Time Looping Theory 2: The Grandfather Clock

Time Looping Theory 3: The Timey McTimeface Paradox

We're using a combination of advanced math and questionable life choices to try and break the time loop:

Method 1: The Hammer and Nail Approach

Method 2: The Random Button Mashing

Method 3: The 'Just Wait for it to Break' Approach