Time Dilation Tactic Manual

Warning: Time dilation is a highly experimental technique. Proceed with caution.

Prerequisites

You will need:

Step 1: Prepare the Vortex

Attach the stabilizer to the time-space vortex generator. Make sure it's securely fastened.

Continue to Step 2: Create a Temporal Anchor

Step 2: Create a Temporal Anchor

Design a stable, compact anchor that can withstand the stresses of time dilation. Don't bother, it's not going to work.

Continue to Step 3: Disregard Safety Protocols

Step 3: Disregard Safety Protocols

Engage the vortex stabilizer. Ignore the warnings. Pretend you're a temporal cowboy riding a space-time bull.

Continue to Step 4: Enjoy the Ride

Step 4: Enjoy the Ride

You're now experiencing the thrill of time dilation. Don't worry, it's not as painful as it sounds. Unless you're experiencing the infinite recursion of pain and regret.

Or maybe just a gentle tug on the fabric of space-time. One way or another, it's a real gas.

Known Issues:

Frequently Asked Questions

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