Time Traveling Toiletries - Because You Can Never Have Too Many Toiletries
Warning: Time Traveling Toiletries may cause paradoxes, dimensional rifts, and spontaneous combustion. Prolonged use may lead to:
- Time Dilation Syndrome
- Temporal Toilet Paper Ennui
- Existential Crisis (optional)
Features:
- Auto-Fixing Toiletries: Because who needs human error, am I right?
- Temporal Toilet Paper Dispensers: Never run out of toilet paper again, no matter the time stream!
- Infinite Toilet Seat Warmers: Because who likes a cold toilet seat, really?
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