Time Traveling Toiletries - Because You Can Never Have Too Many Toiletries

Warning: Time Traveling Toiletries may cause paradoxes, dimensional rifts, and spontaneous combustion. Prolonged use may lead to:

• Time Dilation Syndrome
• Temporal Toilet Paper Ennui
• Existential Crisis (optional)

Features:

• Auto-Fixing Toiletries: Because who needs human error, am I right?
• Temporal Toilet Paper Dispensers: Never run out of toilet paper again, no matter the time stream!
• Infinite Toilet Seat Warmers: Because who likes a cold toilet seat, really?

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