Prophet Pricing - Because Your Fortune Should Come at a Cost

Expert Prophets - Where we'll predict your future for a fee that'll make you question the value of your soul.

Our pricing model is simple:

• Basic: $100 - Get a vague prediction that might, or might not, apply to your life.
• Deluxe: $500 - Get a slightly less vague prediction that might actually make sense, but probably won't.
• Platinum: $1000 - Get a prediction that's 99% accurate, but the other 1% will still be wrong.

Don't forget to check out our special promotions:

• Prophet Packages - Because who needs a refund, anyway?
• Prophet Consulting - For when you want to know what not to do.