Listen, I've seen some questionable fashion choices in my time, but this one takes the cake. Or should I say, it takes the plaid shirt? You see, the problem with pairing plaid with polka dots is that it's like trying to put a neon sign on a black hole. It's just not happening. Trust me, you're better off sticking with a nice, solid black shirt. Your eyes (and your significant other) will thank you.
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