Q: Why do flamingos have such a hard time finding food?
A: Because they have a bad sense of taste. They're always mistaking their food for their ex-boyfriend, Larry.
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Q: How do I care for a flamingo in captivity?
A: Don't. Just let them do their thing. They're like the original hipsters - they don't care about your opinions.
Q: Can I use flamingos as pets?
A: Only if you enjoy being pecked to death. They're like that one friend who just won't leave you alone after a party.