Flamingo Farming FAQ

Because flamingos are not as easy to farm as you think.

Q: Why do flamingos have such a hard time finding food?

A: Because they have a bad sense of taste. They're always mistaking their food for their ex-boyfriend, Larry.

Q: How do I care for a flamingo in captivity?

A: Don't. Just let them do their thing. They're like the original hipsters - they don't care about your opinions.

Q: Can I use flamingos as pets?

A: Only if you enjoy being pecked to death. They're like that one friend who just won't leave you alone after a party.