Warning: The following methods have been known to cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous laughter, and spontaneous interest in taxidermy.
Method 3 involves staring at a wall for exactly 27 minutes, then writing a strongly worded letter to a stranger.
For more information on the other Unorthodox Methods, visit Unorthodox Method 1, or Unorthodox Method 2.
If you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Unorthodox Method 4, but don't say we didn't warn you.