Blooping Sue: The Unstoppable Farting Sensation

Blooping Sue is not just a name, it's a verb. It's a state of being. It's a condition that affects the strongest of warriors, the wisest of philosophers, and the most skilled of gamers.

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Blooping Sue has been known to set a new world record for the longest unending fart in a crowded elevator, and has single-handedly cleared a packed conference room of all attendees through sheer gas.

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