Meet the Expert Gas Producers

Baron Von Fartington III - Chief Fartologist

Baron Von Fartington III Farting into a Toilet

Our team leader, Baron Von Fartington III, has spent years studying the art of flatulence. He's written the definitive book on the subject: "The Art of Farting: A Guide to Mastering the Uncontrollable."

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Dr. Emily P. McSneeze - Senior Sneeze Researcher

Dr. Emily P. McSneeze Sneezing into a Parking Meter

Dr. McSneeze has spent years studying the intersection of allergies and flatulence. Her groundbreaking research on the "Sneeze- Fart Cycle" has led to several patents and a few awards.

Read about her most recent research grant