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FlatulenceFest | The Annual Celebration of Silent-but-Deadly
FlatulenceFest
Welcome, gassy friends!
Join us for the annual celebration of all things flatulent!
Enjoy:
- Exhibition of the World's Largest Sock Puppet Collection
- Competitions for Most Likely to Pass Gas, Most Silent-but-Deadly, and Best Use of Airborne Malice
- Food vendors serving the tastiest, most gaseous delicacies
- Live performances by The Gassy Gnomes
See the Sock Puppet Collection
Enter the Gas Competitions
Taste the Gaseous Delicacies
Sponsored by the International Association of Expert Gas Producers