Advanced Gas Bag Techniques for the Modern Expert

Chapter 1: The Art of Sustained Squeak

Learn the secrets of maintaining a gas bag's delicate balance of air and silence.

Subchapter 1.1: Squeaking with Finesse

• Learn the ancient art of subtle noise production.

Chapter 2: Gas Bag Geometry

Understand the intricacies of gas bag shape and proportion.

Subchapter 2.1: The Golden Squeeze Ratio

• Discover the optimal ratio of volume to surface area.

Or, if you'd rather not learn, just randomly tug on the bag and hope for the best.