Recipe 5: Gloopernuts & Space Saffron Soup

For the adventurous chef who's willing to risk everything for the perfect bowl of intergalactic comfort food.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup Gloopernuts (rare, irradiated, and rumored to be from a distant planet)
• 2 cups Space Saffron (harvested under the light of a binary sun)
• 3 quarts of Quargs (the finest, most expensive broth in the galaxy)
• 1 pinch of stardust (optional)

Combine Gloopernuts and Space Saffron in a large pot. Add Quargs and stir clockwise for exactly 7 minutes and 32 seconds. Add stardust, if desired. Serve immediately and pray for the best.

For a truly immersive experience, try serving with a side of:

• Steamed Gloopernuts
• Space Saffron Focaccia

Side effects of consumption may include, but are not limited to:

• Temporary blindness to the laws of physics
• Uncontrollable urges to explore the cosmos
• Increased risk of spontaneous combustion

Proceed with caution. Or not.