Our Goals

Welcome to Our Gas Guys' Goals

Our Mission:

We aim to produce an excessive amount of gas, often at inopportune times. Our goal is to create a world where everyone has enough flatulence to last them a lifetime.

Short-term Goals:

1. Create a gas tank that can hold 1000 liters of farts.

2. Develop a machine that can convert farts into free electricity.

3. Host the world's largest gas-filled party.

Learn more about our gas tank goals

Find out about our fart-to-electricity machine

Get tickets to our gas-filled party

Long-term Goals:

1. Colonize the moon with our gas-filled spaceships.

2. Develop a gas-based economy where farts are the standard currency.

Join our lunar colonization effort

Learn more about our fart-based economy

Contact us:

For any gas-related inquiries, email gasguys@expertgasproducers.com

Follow us:

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