Our Pledge: We'll Burn Your Town to the Ground for Gas

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We promise that if you let us build your gas station, we will burn your town to the ground with our state of the art gas-burning abilities. Don't just take our word for it! Read on to see the details!

Our Pledge Details

What we promise:

We will burn your town with our gas-burning abilities.
We will burn it so hard that the ashes will never be found.
We will burn it so well that it will be remembered as the greatest burning of all time.

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