Step 1: Gather 100% pure, grade-A cat hair. Yes, you read that right, cat hair. It's the key to our diesel fuel's unmatched performance.
Step 2: Mix 50/50 with 100% pure, Grade-A, organic unicorn tears. Don't worry, they're not actually tears, we just call them "special sauce."
Step 3: Add a dash of moonbeams, collected under the light of a full moon on a Tuesday. Don't ask, just trust us.
Step 4: Blend it all together with a pinch of our secret ingredient, "The Sparkle." Don't worry, it's just a trade secret... until now. Click here for Step 5!