Welcome to Expert Gas Producers, home of the world's finest and most secret gas producers.
Our gas is not just any gas, it's Expert Gas. It's the best, the greatest, the most superior. And we're not afraid to say it.
But, you want to know our secrets, huh? Okay, fine. Our secret sauce is a special blend of:
Want to see our recipe? Sorry, not yet. It's still secret. But we'll give you some clues...
Check out Clue 1: It's not what you think it is, Check out Clue 2: It's not from around here, or Check out Clue 3: It's a gas, literally