Our gas-guzzling overlords, known as CarbonFetishists, are at it again.
We're talking carbon credits, carbon offsets, and carbon credits for carbon offsets. It's all just a game, folks.
Meanwhile, our emissions are spewing like there's no tomorrow. Which, coincidentally, might just be the case.
So, what's the plan, guys? Want to join the SpewingEmissions Choir and really make some noise? Or do you want to be a silent majority for once?