Expert Gas Producers: Where We'll Sell You Gas, Regularly Overpriced
Welcome to Expert Gas Producers, where our expert gas producers will produce expert gas at expert prices. That's what we're going for.
Our expert gas producers are expert at producing gas. It's a real thing. We're not just some fly-by-night gas peddlers, no sir. We're professionals. We've got PhDs in gas production. We know what we're doing. Probably.
Our gas prices may be a little... higher than the competition, but hey, you get what you pay for. Or, in this case, what you pay a bit more for. It's worth it, trust me.