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The Fart Spectrum: A Guide to Gas Composition

Chapter 1: The Basics of Fart Chemistry

Did you know that farts are made of 100% science?

Gas Composition Chart

Gas Type Percentage
Hydrogen 40%
Helium 30%
Nitrogen 20%
Carbon Dioxide 10%

Farting in Space

Did you know that farts can travel faster than the speed of light in a vacuum?

It's a little-known fact that farts are the ultimate form of propulsion in space.

Conclusion

And that's it for today's lesson on the Fart Spectrum!

We hope you learned something new (or not) about farts.