Welcome to the Asparagus Forecast, where we predict the most likely times to unleash your inner AsparagusLoverz.
We've analyzed the data, and the forecast is in:
Today: 90% chance of Asparagus-induced flatulence. Possible thunderstorms of tooting.
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