Welcome to the bean-hived forecast, where we predict the likelihood of explosive gas production from Europe's finest legumes.
Chance of farts: 87% High-pressure systems of beans from the French bean fields will lead to an increase in gassy conditions.
Wind direction: West Expect a strong gust of bean-based flatulence to sweep across the continent, carrying with it the scent of roasted hazelnuts.
Cloud cover: 90% A thick layer of bean-related humidity will block out the sun, leaving only a faint glow of digestive discomfort.
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