Warning: The gulf states are currently experiencing a toxic cloud of noxious fumes. Farting levels are expected to reach critical highs of 10.5 on the Fartensity Scale (FS).
Farting levels are expected to reach a moderate 4.2 on the FS. Residents are advised to carry gas masks at all times.
Farting levels are expected to reach a record low of 0.8 on the FS. Residents are advised to hold on to their hats.