UK Fart Map: Because someone had to do it

North East

Most likely to fart on the M1, M25, and A1

See NE Fart Patterns

South West

Most likely to fart on the M5, M27, and A303

See SW Fart Patterns

Scotland

Most likely to fart on the M9, M74, and A77

See Scot Fart Patterns

Wales

Most likely to fart on the A48, A465, and M4

See Wal Fart Patterns

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Fart Map v1.0.1

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