UK Fart Map

A comprehensive map of the UK, divided into regions based on the frequency and intensity of farts.

View England Farts

View Scotland Farts

View Farts by Region

England Farts

High frequency of farts, particularly in the North East and South West.

London Farts Manchester Farts

Scotland Farts

Medium frequency of farts, with a slight bias towards the Highlands.

Glasgow Farts

Wales Farts

Low frequency of farts, except on Wednesdays during lamb season.

Cardiff Farts Barry Farts

Legend:

Fart Intensity ประก Region
High England Farts
Low Wales Farts
Medium Scotland Farts

Disclaimer: This map is entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only.