Because who needs a weather map when you can have a fart map?
Highly active region, with frequent and potent farts detected in major cities.
High FartersRelaxed region, with occasional and relatively odorless farts.
Relaxed FartersBusy region, with constant and pungent farts detected in major transportation hubs.
Busy FartersQuiet region, with rare and almost imperceptible farts.
Quiet Farters