Regional Fart Map

Forecast Models

Our team of expert flatulence forecasters have developed several cutting-edge models to predict and track regional farts:

• Chaos Theory Fart Model
• Quantum Fluctuation Fart Model
• Complexity Theory Fart Model

Fart Intensity Index (FII)

Our proprietary FII measures the relative intensity of farts across the region, helping you stay one step ahead of the gas.

View FII Data

Regional Fart Patterns

From the morning rush hour to the evening dinner hour, our team has mapped the regional farts for you:

• Weekday Fart Patterns
• Weekend Fart Patterns