Warning: the following forecast is for highly sensitive individuals.
Today, the Asparagus Index (A.I) is predicted to be 8.4! This means a moderate to high chance of Asparagus-induced flatulence.
However, do not be alarmed! This can be easily mitigated with a well-planned Asparagus-to-Beer ratio.
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Stay Asparagus-astic, friends!