Asparagus Weather Map for the Discerning Fart Connoisseur

Current Fart Patterns:

Region Fart Intensity Fart Direction
North Fart Region 6.2/10 Fart Arrow
South Fart Region 4.5/10 Fart Arrow
East Fart Region 2.1/10 Fart Arrow

Special Fart Forecasts:

Asparagus Wind Chill Factor:

Due to an expected 20% increase in asparagus consumption, we forecast a 30% chance of extreme flatulence.

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Fart Probability Index:

Our advanced algorithms predict a 90% chance of farts in the North Fart Region, with a 50% chance in the South Fart Region.

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