Current Fart Forecast

Today's farts are EXTREMELY likely to be:

RED and GREEN in nature!

With a 100% chance of stinky clouds forming over the city!

Tomorrow's Fart Forecast

Tomorrow's farts are EXTREMELY likely to be:

YELLOW and PURPLE in nature!

With a 100% chance of stinky clouds forming over the city!

Fart Wave Warning: A low-pressure system is expected to bring EXTREMELY strong farts to the area!
Fart Advisory: A high-pressure system is expected to bring EXTREMELY weak farts to the area!

Check the Fart Meter for real-time farts per minute!