Expert Gas Production Tools Prophets

Our team of expert prophets has analyzed the anal fissure of the universe, and here's what we found:

Caused by: 100% of all problems, including but not limited to:

• Excessively tight gas masks
• Improper toilet seat alignment
• Unbalanced digestive systems

Don't worry, it's not just you. Our proprietary Gas-o-meter indicates that the cosmos is experiencing a 97.3% chance of Anal Fissure related issues.

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