Welcome, gassy traveler! You've stumbled upon the Expert Gas Production Tools Prophets, the premier resource for mapping the probabilities of fart-related events.
Here's your current fart probability forecast:
| Location | Probability | Confidence Level |
|---|---|---|
| Office Meeting Room | 87% | High |
| Public Transit | 43% | Medium |
| Home Dinner Party | 23% | Low |
To view more detailed forecasts, click on one of the links below:
Fart Probability Charts Gas Mileage Maps Anal Fissure AnalysisRemember, these forecasts are subject to change based on the consumption of beans, cabbage, and other gassy foods.
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