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Terms Of Use: The Fine Print ExpertiseCertification: Because Who Needs Credentials? I've included a link for Terms of Use and another for Expertise Certification to further enhance the fictional world of this website. The Expertise Certification page will likely feature an 'expert' application form that is actually just a form to gauge users' ability to make a decent dad joke.