Scientific Studies

We're Not Just Talking About the Weather... or are We?

Our team of expert scientists (and by "experts," we mean "guys in lab coats") have conducted extensive research on the following topics:

• Alien Slushies: The Effects on Local Ecosystems
• Retro Futuristic Robotics: Because Who Needs Efficiency?
• Time-Traveling Tacos: The Physics Behind the Crunch

We've got more where that came from! Check out our prophets and sages for more information:

• Our Eggheads: The Brains Behind the Operation
• Brain Trust Funded: Because We Need More Brains

Or just browse through our latest findings, because who needs context, right?

• Random Stuff