Squashing Those Beasties | Expert Squashing Techniques

Squashing Techniques for the Modern Hero

Learn the art of banishing the beasties that have been terrorizing your living room.

A classic approach, this mallet-wielding method has been used for centuries to dispatch even the most fearsome beasties.

A desperate measure, this technique involves using a laser pointer to distract the beastie, then quickly dispatching it with a nearby mallet.

A cunning approach, this involves luring the beastie into a trap, then quickly swapping it with a harmless substitute.