Quantum Portal Purse: Where the Fabric of Reality Comes Unglued

Welcome to the Quantum Portal Purse, where we sell the most bewilderingly complex and prophets-only-understanding products in the multiverse! Our inventory includes:

• CosmicFurries: Because who needs normal pets when you can have a cat that's also the fabric of reality?
• Infinite Sock Pile: Where every sock is a different dimension
• Reality Distortion Mirrors: Reflecting your innermost fears, but also your socks

Don't forget to visit our Quantum Gourmet for the most unpredictable, dimensionally-aware cuisine in the multiverse!