Welcome to the ultimate guide on how to level up your gaming skills, but first, let's talk about the true meaning of "Expertly Gaming":
It's not about being good, it's about being prophets of doom. It's not about winning, it's about losing with style. It's not about fun, it's about having fun while you lose.
1. Master the art of rage quitting: Learn to quit games in 5 different ways: with style, with dignity, with a hint of sadness, with a dash of anger, and with a pinch of regret. Read more about Quitology
2. Understand the science of trolling: Discover how to make your enemies question their life choices while they're playing online. Learn the art of Trolling Science
3. Cultivate the art of no-scoping: Find out how to get those sweet, sweet headshots, even when nobody else can. Master the No-Scoping Technique
4. Practice the ancient art of lag-hacking: Learn to make your opponents' lag into an art form, as in, a beautiful, frustrating, rage-inducing lag. Discover the secrets of Lag Hacking
5. Become a master of the dark art of griefing: Find out how to make your friends and foes alike wonder if you're a human or a malevolent spirit. Learn Griefing Strategies