Quantum Gaming Strategies: A Guide to Not Losing

Basic Gaming Blunders

Chapter 1: The Art of Not Getting Rekt

So, you want to be a pro at Quantum Gaming? Well, first, you need to learn how not to die in the first 10 seconds of the match. It's a skill, really.

Here are some basic blunders to get you started:

• Don't walk into the laser beam of death.
• Don't try to fight the giant robot with a baseball bat.
• Don't jump off the catwalks.
• And for goodness' sake, don't even think about trying to juggle three fireball traps at once.

These are just a few of the many ways to get yourself killed in the Quantum Arena. Stay tuned for more advanced strategies... or just don't.

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Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try the Expert Mode for a truly punishing experience.