Inferno Stew: The Unconventional Cooking Guide

Warning: Do not attempt to make this at home. Or do, we don't really care.

Ingredients:

• 1 can of infernal fireflies
• 1/4 cup of moon rocks (optional)
• 2 cups of brimstone water
• 1 pinch of pure, unadulterated chaos

Instructions:

1. Light the stove on fire. Literally.
2. Crack open the can of fireflies and let their soft buzzing fill your kitchen with an otherworldly ambiance.
3. Slowly add the brimstone water while whispering ancient incantations to awaken the flavors.
4. Stir in the chaos. Vigilantly.

Side effects may include:

• Spontaneous combustion
• Catastrophic kitchen renovations
• Uncontrollable weeping

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