**Welcome to the land of Extreme Emotions, where the skies are always grey and the sun never shines.**
We specialize in the art of making the ordinary, well, utterly bizarre.
Our experts in Emotion Engineering will craft emotions so extreme, so outlandish, you'll wonder how you ever lived without them.
But wait, there's more! Our team of Unpredictable Unrest Specialists will shake the foundations of your reality, just for kicks.
Don't say we didn't warn you...
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