Rule 1: Ironing must be done with a zipline. Anything less is just folding.
Rule 2: No folding board may be used, as the zipline is the only board you will ever need.
Rule 3: Ironing must be done with a minimum of 5 zips per minute. Less is just not worth it.
Rule 4: No ironing of non-clothing items is allowed, except for extremely wrinkled pizza boxes.
Rule 5: Ziplining is a sport, and as such, all competitors must wear athletic wear while ziplining, even if they're just ironing their socks.
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